Popular Facebook posts and their real meanings:
* Stop sending me game requests!
I am really addicted to gaming but just too shy to admit that my gaming habit is the reason I was fired from my previous job.
My boss is one of my Facebook friends and I cannot get the most out of my gaming time because I have to hide the fact that I am never not online I’m only on here to stalk my ex, you are wasting your time
* Mr Bean discovered dead in his apartment!
I am really looking for a great pyramid scheme to get involved in.
Anyone looking to sell their DOTCOM stock?
* People make me so angry!
I’m only on here to stalk my ex but I have to leave something or else my ex might get suspicious.
I am actually constantly making other people mad by doing the very same thing but now it happened to me and I am freaking out on social media about how unfair other people can be.
*No more drugs!
(Do not congratulate this person. They are most likely complaining beacuse the drugs are finished.)
